November 2022 Mark Kaye's Kayetriot's Conspiracy Theories
November 3rd, 2022
Brandon
If you all want to know what’s going on and if you’re real confused, look at that laptop. It’s going to give you all the answers. We’ve been sold out so they can keep the socialism going and put us under martial law and bring him in as a dictator. That laptop gave everybody the key to everything of why everything is going on like it is.
Fence Hopper
I’m going to start this off by saying I am not making fun of an elderly man or what happened. But my conspiracy theory is that based on where Pelosi was, the fact that there was no cameras, the guy had to get passed dogs and security and the window was broken out from the inside and everything else. I think Pelosi hired the man to attack her husband and the reason why is because he’s causing her issues with his drinking and driving and it looks bad on her. (WIN)
AOC’s Blue Check Mark
For anybody that managed to watch Biden’s speech last night, you might notice that something was missing. On the podium there’s usually a presidential seal when a president, an actual president, is going to bring a speech. It was missing. That means, since Obama was in Arizona, the puppet Biden couldn’t go with him and so they had to find a good body double that looked and sounded exactly like him. So, they hired Disney’s animatronic Biden from the hall of presidents to trot him out there and give the speech at Union Station. We had instead of Chattanooga choo choo, we had the Union Station coo coo. (WIN)
Kayetriot Number One
The endorser is bringing back his infomercials. On yesterday’s episode of Whiskey Musings, Rick interviewed Mark Kaye. We got to see old video of Mark in a bathtub demonstrating one of his product endorsements. It was no accident that Rick brought this up. Mark hinted about a secret project that he was working on with him and Hannah singing. The first endorsement will be Jay eating Barbie’s buns while Mark and Hannah sing the Barbie’s buns jingle in the background. When the money starts rolling in, Kayetriot HQ and home base can finally upgrade the internet. Let’s talk in six months and see if it comes true. (WIN)
Patriotic Grandma
Well, it’s been pretty obvious lately that Biden has been let off his leash and everyday he’s out there spewing his lies and making the gaff. The Dems know they’re going to lose both houses next week so they’re going to immediately invoke the 25th amendment and no one will be surprised. Then they have the majority in both houses and they can push through the Vice-Presidential nominee, which will be Hillary Clinton. Then once she gets in office, they will force Kamala to resign and give Hillary her dream of being president and then an incumbent run of 2024 and repeat of 2016 against the Donald. (WIN)
Nitro
Ok, here we go. So, as we’ve all heard, there could possibly be large underground bases. So, the mastermind, not Peto Joe, behind the land grabs by military bases is Bill Gates and what he’s doing is he is working with the Chinese. Since Microsoft is a world company and not a USA company and they are tunneling through the earth to these plots of land to drive through and come up and attack the bases in which he is buying up all this unused farmland. (WIN)
Mr. Fix It
Alright, because the Democrats are pushing the last couple of weeks the Republican election interference that’s going to effect the outcome and everything, I actually think the Democrats are actually going to fabricate extra Republican ballots to make it look like and come out and confirm that these Republican ballots were fabricated so that therefore in the future they can take over the elections and make them Federalized, which is what we know they want to do and take over the country, the elections from thereon out. (WIN)
The Nightmare
So, Covid 19 was a preliminary dry run for the new world order. The next steps is that they are releasing all these UFO and alien or UFO footage. The next thing that they are planning is a scare that there’s going to be an alien invasion and all the nations need to come together under one world government and they’re trying to scare everybody into getting under this one world government to listen to just the one almighty power.
Okie
Ok, the guy that broke into Pelosi’s house, he’s a known pedophile. He has charges. Everybody knows that already. I think it was maybe a young child or teenage child could have been in the home and maybe they broke out and they’re trying all this just to cover up a very sad situation. (WIN)
Freddy
Alright, so my friends and I were riding BMX bikes around town. There’s this inconspicuous warehouse building. It’s been vacant for a while. Well, there’s a forty-year-old dumpster in front of it so me and my friends of course go dumpster diving and there was a bunch of Bernie v Trump 2020 mugs, stickers, hats, all this crap. Well, there was a bunch of printed out order forms that were never mailed for any of these items. They’ve all been thrown in the dumpster four years later, swept under the rug. But I believe it was a money laundering front for Bernie Sanders. (WIN)
Rusty Shackleford
Conspiracy this week is about Paul Pelosi. It’s really quite simple. It’s not much of a conspiracy to it. Everybody knows that Nancy will eventually retire from politics. She’s already bought a house in Florida. So, she’s not going back to California. So, pore old Paul, he’s going to be lonely. So, he’s just doing interviews for roommates. That’s it. And this past one was one that really horribly went wrong. That’s all. (WIN)
Eagle Down
Well, mine is with Nancy leaving office. I think she’s; I don’t know if you’ve seen the video, but her eye is bugged out before on camera. It’s very weird. So, I think she’s an alien and I think she’s trying to get rid of her husband and she’s trying to also take the money, exchange it. She wants to go back to her home planet. She just wants to be done with it all. That’s it. (WIN)
Leo
Who packed up boxes that went from Washington to Trumps Mar a Lago and how were they guarded when they left the office? And what I’m saying is some Democrat or FBI or somebody up there could have inserted things into those boxes. So, I just want to know how they got from point A to point B. (WIN)
Joe Biden
The FBI is trying to shadow ban Mark and tested out the reaction of the people in Mark by making them non-essential personnel. When they saw the reaction, they reversed the decision and are reevaluating their strategy.
Not Larry
Alright, the Oreo cookie has finally been attacked by the woke cancel culture. The problem is there’s just too much white in that cookie and this double stuffed is even worse. They just can’t stand it. The thin Oreos, there’s just not enough black in the cookie now. So, what they’re willing to do is have a Neapolitan type of cream. (WIN)
Mr. Greenland
So, in Arizona there were issues with printing the ballots because there wasn’t enough ink in the machine. I think the ink was provided by HP, Hewlett Packard. Guess who’s the former CEO of HP. Carly Fiorina. She was defeated by Donald Trump in the primaries. So, I think as a way to sabotage Kari Lake, who is backed by Donald Trump, she told HP with her connections, “Don’t provide that election with enough ink to print the ballots.” (WIN)
Skater
Ok, I finally figured out Hannah is really an alien lizard person. First off, Hannah only eats meat, which is really a clue. Second off, she out threw the great Mark Kaye in a shotput contest. Third off, Hannah tried to sell her old t-shirt live on air last night. That is true. (WIN)
The Only Mostly Dead Voter
Democrats in order to cover all their bases are rushing to find look-a-likes for Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders. They’re worried Biden will have to resign for health reasons and that once Kamala Harris is appointed president, the now Republican house will block cultivation of the new Vice President which will make it so there’s no potential tie breaker in the Senate. So, it’s kind of like they need a stand in for Biden like the movie Dave. They worry for Bernie Sanders age and possibility of him dying or resigning for health reasons because the Vermont governor is Republican and may replace him with a Republican Senator. (WIN)
Keto Pecan Pie Sucks
So, you stopped going on You Tube. That left the FBI some a little bit of a hole to fill. So, now the FBI people are now on Rumble and they’re on Facebook and they’re marking down every, well to be fair, Facebook marks down everything you say already. So, let’s not use them. Let’s just use Rumble. So, Rumble, they are marking down what everyone says and that way they can use it against them, you know a year or two going down the road, they are going to be going after them for saying stuff against the establishment. (WIN)
Mitch McConnell’s Chin Meat
Well as you know, the annual tradition this time of year is that the President pardons a turkey. I want you to pay very very close attention to the turkey this year. There are signs to watch for. If there are little bits of crack around his little beak nose. Alright. Check for fidgeting. Check to see if he has some other loosey goosy turkeys around there that he’s being friendly with. I think what’s going to happen is now that the House is in control by Republicans, they’re going to go after him and he’s going to be like, ah, too late. I already pardoned that little turkey on thanksgiving. (WIN)
Grannononomous
Ok, this tiff between Trump and DeSantis is on purpose because Trump and DeSantis are still friends and they’re doing that to draw out the jackals in the Republican party because I think they’re the ones trying to start the tiff to separate the party, separate and conquer. And I think they’re going to be able to draw them out, name them, and then keep going with what they want to do.
Witness Protection Elvis
Why overturn Roe V Wade just months before an election. It’s to blackmail pictures Ghislaine used of John Roberts with the children he abused. (WIN)
Glow Worm
Mark, unfortunately, you have a double agent working at the station and I didn’t want to bring this up. I’ve been watching it. She completely froze when she got out in front of all those MAGA people and so then she revealed a name you said not to reveal. And I think her double agent status is starting to crumble. And so, you can’t say Hannah Guile. I think it’s Anna Smile, like that Cheshire cat that is about ready to pounce in the double conspiracy theory. (WIN)
Blue Eagle
I just want to tell the world the real truth about Elon Musk and his colonization remarks. He’s actually just bringing supplies. Democrats have been building a sanctuary for themselves, kind of like what the Nazi’s did in Antarctica after the war. Well, they’re building homes for themselves up there for the kids, and the kind of schools that they want and everything. And the problem is that they’re using Elon Musk and tax dollars to do it and of course you know how like men like, I don’t know, Jeffery Epstein just kind of disappeared and Anthony Bourdain and they just kind of disappeared strangely when they start talking about that stuff. So, that’s what’s going on with Mars and be ready. (WIN)
Ann Onymous
Ok, about five months ago I called in and talked about Hannah being handler Hannah and she used as it would turn you into a sleeper agent. But now we are talking about who Karen is and it ties back to that. And it’s actually somebody else that used to work for you about five months ago that has now switched locations and we haven’t heard anything from. Well, the name Jay is actually an acronym for Josh’s Analog Implant. The Y is actually an I. You’ve never had him spell his name. So, he’s Josh’s analog implant. He is actually Karen. (WIN)