November 2023 Mark Kaye's Kayetriot's Conspiracy Theories
November 2nd, 2023
Conners Stallions Of Michigan
Ok, Kamala Harris is going to do her best at her job as Czar of Islamophobia. She thinks since Johnny Depp had alpacas and nobody was afraid of them, she’s going to issue everybody alpacas because llamas has a pronoun of is and if everybody’s got the phobia it makes islamophobia and that’s just not right for America. We should all have alpacas and there’s no alpacaphobia. So, that’s how smart she is and she’s going to do a wonderful job. (WIN)
Commander Cody
That you, Mark Kaye, are actually a secret agent of the deep state and that you boast about it in your own ads. Quote, you make bad news sound good. Isn’t that exactly what an agent of the deep state would do Mark Kaye, and you Hannah are his unwitting cat’s paw. You like cats, don’t you Hannah? Yea, she misses. No matter what you try to do to persuade me and no matter how titillating about of Mark Kaye swag you try to pull on me, I will continue to tell people the truth. (WIN)
First Cancer Killer
Hannah isn’t really a conservative. Nor is her husband or even Barbie. They’re deep state plants hand picked by Michelle Obama and not only is she not a conservative, she’s not even pregnant. It’s an internal recording device that expands with the more data it holds. It was implanted shortly after the former first lady and now that the device is almost full, they’re going to remove it when she gives birth. (WIN)
Fox Mulder
So, Joe Biden is bumbling and stumbling, falling all over himself is a side effect of the Covid-19 shot. So, what’s happening is Pfizer and the Democrats are trying to make it like he’s just old. How cute. That’s it.
Cat Daddy
So, everybody knows what Joe Biden’s doing. They assume he’s trying to start World War three but the rouse really is that they are going to spread America as far as they can and as quiet as they can, so the Republicans do get elected, and then what do people in war have in common? A backbone. Joe Biden does not have a backbone. He is an instigator, not a conflictor. Trump will start the war, will essentially kill the Republican party, but hopefully make the planet a better place. (WIN)
008
Alright, so my conspiracy theory is that the shootings in Lewiston, Maine was not carried out by Robert Carr. It was reported on several different news sights that his brother had requested the police, made contact with him for a welfare check and the police were unable to find him. This is because deep state operatives had already found him and taken him into custody. Although unknowing to him, they made him think he was on a fishing trip and his hidey ho on the Androscoggin River while the agents had carried out these atrocious killings, and then executed him with his own rifle before bailing out and leaving him to blame. (WIN)
Angry Cat Lady
Yes, my theory is I’m really worried because of the open border and there a lot of terrorists. It’s going to be a 911 scenario. Mainly I’m thinking they’re already planning and plotting. I’m very worried about Christmas time because Jesus was a Jew and then Christianity came in and I’m afraid that they are going to try to do something in our country in regard to a 911 attack on around Christmas time. (WIN)
Maga With That Swaga
Well, I’ve heard the very poignant conspiracy theory of Joe’s ice cream bib last week and it impressed me enough to try to get in contact with him because I thought he made it up out of whole cloth, but I couldn’t reach him. Instead, his cousin sent me a small little note and it was sent, it kind of looked like a little song, and he titled it sympathy with a diaper, and it goes something like this:
They had to drag him to the Vatican where the pope choked and said boy you’ve sinned. He seen a Queen and Kamila Parker bowls who screamed Joe did you bloody just break wind. We finally ended up on Air Force One where insisted it was time to be changed. Please to meet you, hope you guessed my name. I’ve never had no friends because I’m Joe’s depends, so just seal me in a plastic bag of shame. (WIN)
November 9th, 2023
Da Bears
With Thanksgiving only two weeks away, I mean the speed bump till Christmas, farmers are appalled by the price of turkeys and they’re not the only ones with their feathers ruffled. The turkeys themselves do not want to be a participant in the time-honored tradition of the turkey pardoning. So, therefore, the White House and their staff are going to have to scramble around and find a wild turkey somewhere. Well, it just so happens Karine Jean-Pierre has that one foddle of wild turkey in her. (WIN)
Angry Cat Lady
Ok, Nikki Haley, she sounds like a sorority brat fighting. She needs to calm down. She needs composure. She needs to be calm. I think she’s going to drop out of the race. I mean, you can’t run for President of the United States. She’s not going to make it. She’s not going to make it. Period. (WIN)
Patriot
Ok, so I have seen compelling evidence from two Hawaii residence on You Tube. They have channels. One is Blossom inter-moments and the other is a real estate agent. His channel is Hawaii real estate where the directed energy weapon conspiracy in Maui, and it has, one of them shows that things that were blue weren’t touched because the frequencies were. Ok, so anyway. Blossom inter-moments showed a petrified frog that was frozen in the mid leap during the fire found at the ground zero. She just posted a video about it yesterday. Blossom inter-moments on You Tube. (WIN)
Cyber Man
Alright. I guess it’s a conspiracy because I haven’t tested it out yet. But I heard today if you ask your Amazon Alexa at 11:59 P.M. what have you bought and sold of my information today, they will tell you what information you bought and what companies have purchased that information. (WIN)
The Sage
If the Judiciary decides to, they can indite a ham sandwich. There’s a vast right-wing conspiracy that the sun comes up in the east and sets in the west. The White House is going out at noon and looking straight up in the sky. For real man. It’s not a joke. Oh, you know the thing. The sun is straight up above my head and yours. So, they sent memos to the corporate media to report on the fact that the sun does not come up in the east and set in the west because obviously this is a vast right-wing conspiracy and after all there’s no proof of this east and west thing. More than likely a lie perpetuated by the Orange Man. (WIN)
Rusty Shackleford
Ok, I believe that the weatherman is in cahoots with the grocery stores because the weatherman will say that we’re having and end of day storm and then everybody rushes to the grocery store and buys up all the supplies and then either doesn’t happen or it’s not near as bad as they say it does. Grocery stores make millions, and they give a cut to the weatherman. (WIN)
He Hates Me
Alright Obamas last term he said he wanted to federalize the law enforcement across the entire country. I’m not talking about the FBI or CIA but the local law enforcement throughout the country. Now we’ve got the police in such a turmoil with everything against them with killings and abuse and everything like that. We got major cities wanting to defund the police. I think defund the police is part of what Obama said so he can actually call for some sort of national emergency. Federally the entire country with the Federal government assistance like they have with the schooling and medical and if the Democrats, you know their goal is to get rid of the constitution. We become part of the U.N. and the U.N. controls the world police. They want to be a part of that. (WIN)
Fast Eddie
Ok, you know that war we are distracted with in Israel. Yeah. Well, I think that Zelensky has already surrendered to Putin a long time ago and all those soldiers that we thought were killed and all the ones that we thought that surrendered, they’re being trained by Russian special forces. And all that money and all those weapons that we’ve been sending over there, they’ve just been stock piling. So, on November 23rd, 6 am they’re going to invade Poland and then take over Europe. World War 3. (WIN)
November 16th, 2023
Late Night With Fetterman
The reason I’m standing next to a class rouge is because we don’t send our brightest to Washington to sponsor bills like the don’t say ga, I mean the inflation reduction act which is actually encrypted subliminal message to the Biden voters to donate plasma to make their ends meet. So, don’t walk like an Egyptian, walk like a Storm Trooper. If you’re low on cash and you see the plasma center, awwwwww, don’t do it. (WIN)
Jaguar Joe
We are being had by the sports industrial complex. Now that they don’t stop the clock when a football player goes out of bounds, and I have a pitch clock in baseball. The games are supposed to finish sooner. But guess what. It still last three hours and more on T.V. The answer is more commercials. Next year all these extra commercials will have subliminal messages that will say vote for Joe. Vote for Joe. Vote for Joe. (WIN)
Maga With That Swaga
Well, the North American Union formally called the US, Canada, and Mexico, now it’s called the North American Union, has officially elected its prime minister. Big shocker, its Barrak Obama. A few years back when he chaired the U.N., which is unconstitutional by the way, he set up his future promotion. When his BFF Joe Biden was elected, he became like Medvedev in Russia, president of signatory, which is POS for short. (WIN)
C Squared
It will start as a PODOP for President Biden, coming down the White House stairs to Thanksgiving dinner. The disgruntled secret service will shove him down and on his death bed, supposedly, he’ll ask Kamala to pardon himself because he’s been funneling all this money to the Democratic party. Now, she will grudgingly agree to this, and Joe Biden will be the only turkey pardoned in the White House. (WIN)
Polar Bear Denier
Ok, that man that called in on Monday that said he was smarter than you was actually a plant hired by Brian Kilmeade. After your event on Friday when you showed Brian Kilmeade up, he fumed over the weekend and Monday hired this guy to call in and say that he was smarter than you. Brian Kilmeade did not vet him. This guy was not smarter than a 5th grader. Certainly not smarter than Brian Kilmeade. Anybody who calls in and says he’s smarter than you should have at least one example. (WIN)
Angry Cat Lady
Ok, lets think closely on these names. Osama Bin Laden. Barrak Obama. Look at the Africa. Look at Afghanistan. Money. Obama is still in control of the show. Follow the money.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A Pimp Named Slickback conspiracy theory is this. The reason the border is open, and people are allowed to come across willy-nilly is found in two books. One book called Tragedy and Hope written by Carol Quigley and the other book called Rooms for Radicals. What these things tend to do is increase what George Soros with is non-prosecutors that he’s had put in office to, they are trying to create chaos and break the system so that they can take over so that the woke folks, the deep state, and the new world order can take control. A Pimp Named Slickback has spoken. (WIN)
November 30th, 2023
The Only Mostly Dead Voter
Disney is now remaking old musicals in order to promote transing the kids. Dillan Mulvaney will play Josephina, Ru Paul Pharaoh, and Elliot Page the narrator, and Josephina and the constantly adding colors pride coat. From the song, any dream will due, the line you are what you feel will take on new meaning. Here they plan on adding Shanaya Twains Man I Feel Like a Woman sung by Mulvaney. The song Close Every Door will no longer be about Jews persecution but about transphobia. (WIN)
That’s Nazarite Neil
In 2018 the FDA approved a new drug which is a cure for cancer. It’s called Ipilimumab, IPILIMUMAB. The cancer treatment industry, which is a multi-billion-dollar industry, is deliberately suppressing this information so they can continue to make money treating cancer instead of curing cancer. Now seeing the commercial for the drug one time on TV, it is available somewhere, but good luck finding it. (WIN)
MK
CIA agent DV Hardiman recruited his own family members, Albert Hervey Hardiman, Hal Hardiman Jr., and his third brother Bill Reave Hardiman to shoot Kennedy in Dallas and that could be proved because it’s their car with the bumper stickers on them. Bill Reave put the bumper stickers on in Huston and I’ve got all the details of what they did to prepare for the hit, during the hit, and after when they hid out in Galvin City. (WIN)